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whole family is ill wrapped in blankets downstairs fuckin nerds

i am immortal




can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?


you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(via mira-of-sassgard)


teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned


*reads bad horoscope* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch

(via newsympathies)


i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

(via marksheppardhasmyovaries)

#hahahhahahahhaha #me