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childservices:

*reads bad horoscope* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch

(via newsympathies)

amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

(via marksheppardhasmyovaries)

#hahahhahahahhaha #me

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via lubricakes)

#chelsea #idk why this always reminds me of us #babe

redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

(via eternify)

#chelsea #im laughin so har

hobbithouses:

yep the cat moved in,  source: kimandalex